Notice to the Evil Sherriff Trystan:

[mightyjesse]

Your secret is out. You are not truly as evil as advertized. While you may think that the addition of a fearsome, slavering, sharp-toothed mammal to your household may make you seem tough, it has been noted that you have a soft spot for clever little mammals that enjoy snuggling.

Not to worry, however. I shall teach you how to implement the most heinous command known to the ears of Man: “MAMA! Sic BALLS!” Then you and your faithful – if slightly dippy - new companion shall be truly respected throughout all of Christendom.


**And in case it is ever in doubt – You are truly saving my butt on this one, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are now the guardian of my most cherished friend and companion, and quite thoroughly my hero.

Comments

On a different note

[krkhst.livejournal.com]

So, the person I have a crush on is on my friend's list, but I don't think he quite knows how I feel. Thus I can write about my crush, but didn't quite want to answer in my own LJ about it, as then he would probably figure it out. It's an old old friend of mine - met him 20 years ago this year actually, in my original old Shire even. Have known him through his marriage and divorce, his second daughter is named after me, and I have had a crush on him the whole time. I only had it brought up today because a large group of my friends are planning a camping reunion next summer, and I emailed him to let him know - thus reminding me how absolutely stupid about him I am. Sigh. Meh. What are ya gonna do, ay? ;)