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Your secret is out. You are not truly as evil as advertized. While you may think that the addition of a fearsome, slavering, sharp-toothed mammal to your household may make you seem tough, it has been noted that you have a soft spot for clever little mammals that enjoy snuggling.
Not to worry, however. I shall teach you how to implement the most heinous command known to the ears of Man: “MAMA! Sic BALLS!” Then you and your faithful – if slightly dippy - new companion shall be truly respected throughout all of Christendom.
**And in case it is ever in doubt – You are truly saving my butt on this one, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are now the guardian of my most cherished friend and companion, and quite thoroughly my hero.
Not to worry, however. I shall teach you how to implement the most heinous command known to the ears of Man: “MAMA! Sic BALLS!” Then you and your faithful – if slightly dippy - new companion shall be truly respected throughout all of Christendom.
**And in case it is ever in doubt – You are truly saving my butt on this one, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are now the guardian of my most cherished friend and companion, and quite thoroughly my hero.
