Notice to the Evil Sherriff Trystan:

[mightyjesse]

Your secret is out. You are not truly as evil as advertized. While you may think that the addition of a fearsome, slavering, sharp-toothed mammal to your household may make you seem tough, it has been noted that you have a soft spot for clever little mammals that enjoy snuggling.

Not to worry, however. I shall teach you how to implement the most heinous command known to the ears of Man: “MAMA! Sic BALLS!” Then you and your faithful – if slightly dippy - new companion shall be truly respected throughout all of Christendom.


**And in case it is ever in doubt – You are truly saving my butt on this one, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are now the guardian of my most cherished friend and companion, and quite thoroughly my hero.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

We just don't shine Red Dot on people's genitalia, mostly. People are less comfortable whacking a 12-pound dog, and rightly so, I think. The line between "hey, cut that out" and "oops, sorry, you probably liked that dog" is far thinner. She has only rammed T in the crotch about three times this year, so it's not like it's a frequent problem.

I am so very glad she is past most of the puppy stage and into full-grown dogness.

[mightyjesse.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Well it wasn't so much a constant that we were putting the reddot on people's genetalia, so much as we were having a good time shining the reddot on people in any location where it would be VERY SURPRISING to be hit with a cold, wet, dognose.

So, the back of the knee, the back of the neck, the Cat, the bottom of a bare foot, the kidneys...

Maggie is already 2, but persists in a good bit of puppy-ness. Particularly the flopity cuddly boneless snuggliness of puppydom. I don't mind... But sooner or later someone is going to have to explain to her that Dobermans are NOT lapdogs.