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[mightyjesse]

You know the Bible 91%!

 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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Jeez... It's been at least 12 years since I've been around my Bible-Thumping parents, but evidently all that reading the Bible aloud after dinner EVERY NIGHT stuff stuck in my subconsious somewhere. In total, I believe I've heard the Bible all the way through no less than 4 times.

Which just goes to show that you never can tell based on appearances. I can't tell you how many idiots came into my club and tried to "Save My Ass for Jesus" after trying to touch it a couple times themselves first... Only to have all their Biblical references corrected and their quotations properly repeated back to them with FULL context and not just what seemed to support their current arguement, by a patiently bored stripper.

I may not be a good Christian girl, but at least I'm not a hypocrite.

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[tinkcph.livejournal.com]

I want your last sentence printed on a t-shirt. That is awesome.