Weird dreams may come...

[mightyjesse]

I had the weirdest dream the other night that my sister and I were at monkiechunk's house trying to work out how Menards could have a sale where you would buy stuff, and return it for cash, but not actually have to return the item... Mind, we were planning on attending the sale, but we spent over an hour trying to figure out what the scam was.

And at the back of my mind, I was also trying to figur out why monkiechunk was suddenly living in a high-rise condo with her cousin instead of in a house with BFD like I thought...

Comments

[feeferj.livejournal.com]

Sure you aren't pregnant, darlin? Cuz... yeah. That sounds like one of THOSE.

*Waggles eyebrows*

Altho, with YOUR sex life.... it wouldn't be entirely surprising.

[mightyjesse.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE I'm not knocked up... Everybody KNOWS that that happens when a Mommy and Daddy are MARRIED, and the Mommy writes a letter to the STORK to leave a baby for her in the CABBAGE PATCH.

I lost the Stork's address when my computer blew up, so I'm going to have to wait for the Stork to send me a birthday card to get the address again.

Besides... I haven't any medical insurance right now, and if I were to get knocked up before my sister, who is ACTIVELY TRYING to get pregnant, I'm pretty sure she'd be mad at me. Especially if it happened to me while I was actively trying to PREVENT such a thing.

So no... No spawn for me.

In other news, I have a bad sore throat today, so maybe it's all those little strep du-cocci partying on my tonsils that are making me dream strange things...

[sockmonkie.livejournal.com]

wow...i've done been dreamt about! the way you know it's a dream is that i would never be caught dead in a high-rise condo. no way. not me.

[mightyjesse.livejournal.com]

Yeah... That's the part that really had me stumped. My hind brain was definitely bothered by the high rise condo thing, but I was having trouble differentiating my own distaste at the notion from what I percieved to be your taste...

But I always had you pegged more as a Queen Anne Victorian type lady with a big ole wrap around porch...