The "I Bet You Never" Meme:

Rules: Post five things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse if someone calls you out on a listed item.
1. Gave the guitarist from Black Label Society and the movie Rock Star a bloody nose.
2. Been paid $20 to assault a member of the WWE. ($20 were courtesy of the poor man with the bloody nose in item 1.)
3. Been babysat by a serial killer.
4. Arranged to smuggle a $10,000 device into a middle-eastern country for the purpose of showing a "forbidden" play. (I had to specify "arranged to smuggle" because one of the other people that helped with the airing of "Nathan the Wise" in Qatar is on this f-list. In other news, the play "Nathan the Wise" is illegal to perform or posess recorded copies of in Qatar.)
5. Performed with the Bolshoi. (I was 8 years old. It was the Nutcracker. So, nowhere near as fabulous, yet just as fabulous as it sounds. This was back when Solviet treasures defected to the US from time to time. Sadly I never got to meet Baryshnikov.)

Maaaaagic Scarf

So... as promised, here are some pictures of the Magic Scarf:





I have to admit that black and silver aren't really colors that I think of when I think of ego_id_non_feci however, she works with midgets, and while this scarf ain't much when seen straight on...



When you look at it from an angle, as a short person would when looking up at ego_id_non_feci, you see this:


Which is what makes the scarf maaaagic. I just like the idea of ego_id_non_feci's little Monsters seeing something about her that their parents don't.