*phlumph!*

Dear Nature:

Good job with the roses. They smell good. I'm somewhat less impressed with the blue mold. It may be the cure for cancer, but does it have to smell like that? And does it have to be ON ME? GAH! IT'S ON ME! (Why is it never the ROSES that get on me???)

Excuse me... I need to shower.

Love,

MightyJesse.

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Dear ego_id_non_feci:

Please save me from myself. I have been up since 5:30 this morning, and I have only scrubbed one carpet.... 8.5x11' carpets are much heavier when they are wet... Even a game, tough-chick like myself apparently will require assistance in wrangling them once they are wet.. Now I cannot move the one carpet I have cleaned until it is dry...

If you get my phone number from Eithni and call me, maybe we can work out a deal... you help me finish the other two rugs and I'll take you to see Iron Man or Indiana Jones. Your choice.... I'll even spring for popcorn.

Love,

MightyJesse

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Dear eithni

You can come too. We may require adult supervision or someone to call the fire department. I can make grilled chicken salads for lunch.

Love,

Your Apprentice