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Well, I had an enjoyable night out, in that Mrs. Mia Wallace kinda way.
Mind you, nothing is better than being out at the club with my Friediness. When I get tired of dancing I can go lean against him and listen to his conversations without having to be social myself. I don't have to scare off the extra boys that my stupid face attracts when I'm not paying attention - the extra boys see his big strong arms around me and manage to determine my complete lack of interest all by themselves.
BUT, if I have to go out without my Friedy, I have to admit I get a kick out of being taken out by one of his friends. In my imagination I become the Mob Boss's girlfriend - being squired about on the dancefloor by handsome hitmen because the Boss is too busy to attend to me himself. Not that Friediness really resembles a mob boss, but most of his friends would likely make reasonable - if somewhat atypical - hit men, so my imagination doesn't have too hard.
And I'm probably a huge dork for admitting this, but I don't care. I still get a kick out of the repetition of the following conversation:
"You got a boyfriend?"
"Yes."
"Why haven't I seen him?"
*airy shrug* "He had to work tonight so he sent one of his boys to take me out dancing."
And then I flounce off to the dance floor to tear it up like Mrs. Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction.
Mind you, nothing is better than being out at the club with my Friediness. When I get tired of dancing I can go lean against him and listen to his conversations without having to be social myself. I don't have to scare off the extra boys that my stupid face attracts when I'm not paying attention - the extra boys see his big strong arms around me and manage to determine my complete lack of interest all by themselves.
BUT, if I have to go out without my Friedy, I have to admit I get a kick out of being taken out by one of his friends. In my imagination I become the Mob Boss's girlfriend - being squired about on the dancefloor by handsome hitmen because the Boss is too busy to attend to me himself. Not that Friediness really resembles a mob boss, but most of his friends would likely make reasonable - if somewhat atypical - hit men, so my imagination doesn't have too hard.
And I'm probably a huge dork for admitting this, but I don't care. I still get a kick out of the repetition of the following conversation:
"You got a boyfriend?"
"Yes."
"Why haven't I seen him?"
*airy shrug* "He had to work tonight so he sent one of his boys to take me out dancing."
And then I flounce off to the dance floor to tear it up like Mrs. Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction.