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mightyjesse ([personal profile] mightyjesse) wrote2008-02-19 10:05 am

Erection Day:

Not saying that I'm going to vote one way or the other, but someone I know just referenced Obama's Big, Black Caucus and that just hurt my brains. Also, I'm still giggling a little. That in combination with my Mom's stories of the some of the first things she learned the importance of pronouncing correctly in Engrish, and I'm twice as amused.

The story goes that in post-WWII Japan, General Douglas MacArthur came back for a visit during his run in the 1948 presidential primaries. The ladies prayer group practiced their English, so that they could tell him in his native tongue that they were PRAYING for his ELECTION. Alas, this was not the message that was conveyed, in what was, one can assume, a gross misrepresentation of what their organization's goals were meant to be. I'm not sure if it actually happened, but this was how my mother was taught the vital importance of the L and the R in the English language and what a huge difference it can make if you just substitute any old letter that comes to mind. While tickled by their offer, I'm told that MacArthur did not opt to let any of the ladies from that particular group PLAY for his ERECTION.

[identity profile] naughtyaelf.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
spewed coffee on the monitor at work from that one, thanks! :)

and I went there, too... damn, where is my mind these days?

[identity profile] mightyjesse.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... The visual almost won for me as well....

we are so baaad!

[identity profile] naughtyaelf.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
so, wanna come to needlearts tonight? it's at my place, I've got chicken stew and cookies and cider...

[identity profile] fencert.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That reminds me of the joke:

"When do the Japanese have elections?



Just before bleakfast."

[identity profile] gwyneth1362.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I giggle internally everytime I sit in a meeting here at work and they talk about closing traffic because of an erection, or "night work next week will be erection on 1232."