Last night, Eithni came over and we ate "ghetto sushi" and watched the Presidential Debate on television. For the record, I am NOT John McCain's FRIEND, and I'd appreciate it if he'd stop patronizing me in that way. I would also appreciate it if there was a buzzer that went off every time a candidate LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH during the debate.
Ugh.
On the up side, I laughed my way through the entire evening because Jasmine has decided that she LOVES
eithni and spent the ENTIRE EVENING casting her deep, hot, longing gaze on Her Excellency and trying to skootch as close as possible to her without being noticed. (75 lb dogs are NOT as stealthy as they think they are if their goal is to sit in your LAP unnoticed...) Unrequited Dog Love is the most comical thing EVAR. Holy crap. We TRIED to get pictures of the Jasmine Crush, but she was self-conscious and turned her face from the camera every time. I have NEVER SEEN such an all consuming doggie crush in my life. (And no, it wasn't the gross, humpy kind of crush. This was more like watching a nun in ecstasy over the presence of the Pope or something....)
Every time Maggie came by for some "stranger loving" (because that's what dogs do when there are people who are not theirs in the house) Jasmine would try to place herself between
eithni and the CuteBabyDog, but then shower the BabyDog with head-licking, as though to say, "You don't have to pet that other dog. I'll love her for both of us, and you can just concentrate on petting ME!" Jasmine is a staunch Republican and a firm believer in "trickle-down-Love-o-nomics." So decreed
eithni. I nearly burst my spleen laughing.
I managed to spin one more skein of yarn, and cranked out a bit of hand sewing on a SEKRET PROJECT. Hopefully the project will be finished in time for delivery at crown. For those of you attending crown, keep your eyes peeled for my sewing! (Any pictures obtained will be rewarded with extensive SQUEE-age.)
Ugh.
On the up side, I laughed my way through the entire evening because Jasmine has decided that she LOVES
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I managed to spin one more skein of yarn, and cranked out a bit of hand sewing on a SEKRET PROJECT. Hopefully the project will be finished in time for delivery at crown. For those of you attending crown, keep your eyes peeled for my sewing! (Any pictures obtained will be rewarded with extensive SQUEE-age.)
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