W.T.F.

This is SO WRONG. It's technically safe for work, but don't click it if you're prone to violence... I'm glad my job only calls for tiny screwdrivers and not pry-bars.

Even if it's a fake website, WTF?! I keep thinking of Soilent Green.

WTF.

"My parents only love me for my spleen."

There IS a listing for this site on snopes.com (Thank god.), but as a joke, this one still makes me kinda ill.