Um... Nope... I'm one of those annoying people who LOVES to celebrate people's birthdays and won't shut up about it. (Though I don't make the poor teenagers sing at the restaurant. I think it might be bad luck to have unwilling people singing to you on your birthday.)

Once you pass that last landmark birthday at 25 (when your car insurance rate finally drops to a reasonable price...) birthdays are all about recieving presents, getting tipsy and eating cake. And how will people know to bring you presents and cake and get you tipsy if you don't tell them?!